Reading Alan Shipnuck’s
weekly Mailbag column for Golf.com, l couldn’t help but chuckle when I read the following letter/response.He pretty much summarizes everything you
need to know about the relationship, or lack thereof, Tiger
has had with me and everybody I know in the media:
the like never cared about whether Tiger put them on the DNR (do not
resuscitate) list so they went after him. Now it seems that golf writers are
emboldened to take shots too. How long will you guys stay so bold when the
Mighty One returns? Won't you all fear being put on his naughty list? TMZ
doesn't need Tiger. They move on. You live and die by the guy. Also, do you
fear him remembering how bold you were during his absence and that you might be
black listed? —Lenny Johnson
Even before Tiger's crackup, I would get variations of this question all
the time. There seems to be a widespread belief that reporters live in mortal
fear of somehow being blacklisted by Woods. The truth is that no one was
getting much access before and he's going to be even more locked-down in the
future, so who cares if doesn't like what we're writing? A couple of years ago John Garrity
wrote a long, engaging cover story about Tiger. He was
granted an audience with Woods that lasted exactly ten minutes. Those were the
good old days? I think Tiger's dealings with the media will be downright Nixonian upon his return.
Never mind what kind of
discount rate The Farmers Exchange
likely got; you can almost hear the Tour
breathing a big sigh of relief for the tournament formerly known as the Buick Invitational.Even with the economy as lousy as it
is, for a proud and well-established tournament played on an ocean-side
paradise, it looked extremely bad to go sponsor-less, even for a year.As late as last week, the San Diego
Union was reporting that it was "all but certain"that for this year anyway, the
tournament would simply be called the "San
As welcome has the
last-minute news is for the Tour and
the tournament, let’s face it: what we have here is the equivalent of 2 a.m.
closing time at the singles bar.Everyone suddenly starts to look better, even as the lights go up.
"We couldn’t be more pleased
that Farmers Insurance has stepped
forward..." began a statement from Commissioner
Tim Finchem.No word on whether he had his face buried in his hands when
he said that.
Tom Worsnam, general chairman of the tournament, called Farmers "truly a knight in shining
For now, the tournament will
be called The Farmers Insurance Open
and – hot diggity dog --there’s an option to
extend the sponsorship.
Of course, after next week,
in the morning light, let’s see if the Tour
and the Farmers Exchange ask for
each other’s phone numbers.
Wednesday night, A&E Biography
rebroadcast it’s profile of Tiger Woods,
which, given recent developments, is difficult to watch without laughing.
It spent 58 minutes recalling
and marveling at the Tiger of Old
– the super-human golfer (14 majors,
71 PGA Tour victories), and humanitarian(Tiger Woods
Foundation) and loving son, husband and father.Oh, the days not so long ago, when all was still perfect in Tiger World.
In the Biography profile, Tiger smiles his Chicklet-toothed
smile, and we are treated to a career highlight reel of his 350-yard drives, his
putts that can’t possibly go in the hole until they do, and the reaction of the
awestruck sports fans.Now that
everyone is so disappointed and disgusted with Tiger, it’s enough to make you remember what the fuss is all about.
In the many interview clips
of Tiger, he comes off as likeable,
clean-cut, earnest, determined to become the greatest player in the history of
In interview after
interview, TV commentators (David
Feherty, Lanny Wadkins, Mike Tirico), golf writers (Jaime Diaz, Tim Rosaforte), legends of the game (Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus), other
incomparable athletes (Michael Jordan,
Lance Armstrong, Wayne Gretzky), pals (Mark
O’Meara, John Cook) and his agent (Mark
Steinberg) kneel at the Alter of
Tiger, as we all did.They go
on endlessly and profusely about Tiger’s
incredible ability, his unmatched work ethic, his concentration, his dedication
– all the things that made Tiger
almost too perfect to be true.
Of course, we now know that the
Tiger we thought we knew didn’t
really exist – the image he created was
too perfect to be true. Even he couldn’t live up it.His perfect world was not what it seemed.
It isn’t until the final
couple of minutes of hour-long the Biography profile that they’ve
inserted an updated account of his collapsing world.They show the seamy tabloid covers, the now-familiar aerial
shots of Tiger crash scene outside
his house and a partial parade of his alleged mistresses.
When it was over, all I
could do was sigh and shake my head.What a shame.What a
Even with Tiger Woods’ severely stained image, the
announcement that he will play in the AT&T National over
the July 4th weekend is great news for the tournament, Aronimink GC and sports fans in the area.
Say what you will about him
as a husband, father and man, but Tiger
is still the best golfer in the world and the biggest attraction in the
game.Without him, the AT&T would have been like throwing
a party and having the guest of honor be a no-show.
With Tiger in, the buzz around the tournament will increase, ticket
sales will get a good bump and whatever hospitality packages remain unsold will
become a lot easier to sell.Best
of all, for the first time in his storied 14-year career. Philadelphia sports
fans will finally be able to see him do what he does up close and personal.
If you’re wondering where Tiger will stay during the tournament, don’t
expect him to occupy the Presidential Suite of a luxury hotel.The talk is that he has already rented
the home of an Aronimink member in
the vicinity of the course.That’s fairly common for Camp
An unannounced visit to Aronimink by Tiger in the coming weeks is not out of the question.So far as I can tell, he has never
played the course, and he might like to sneak in a preview round or two.
Staff and members at Aronimink talk of only one previous
visit by Tiger.That was more than a year ago, shortly
before the announcement that the AT&T
was temporarily relocating to Aronimink
for 2010 and 2011.
That, too, was unannounced,
catching even Aronimink staff off
guard.Tiger and a staffer from the Tiger Woods Foundation,
which runs the tournament, showed up at the Newtown Square club, took a tour of
the course in a golf cart, then left as quietly as they arrived.
Just when I thought Tiger Woods and by extension golf had taken the worst hits they
could take, someone pointed out this
story in the Los Angeles Times.
It was written by Dan Neil, the newspaper's Pulitzer Prize-winning automotive columnist
who for some reason was weighing in on advertising, offering his advice to any
sponsor having anything to do with golf.To wit:
It doesn't matter if you're backing Davis Love
III or Ernie Els or Vijay Singh; save your money. Honda, Deutsche Bank,
MasterCard, Shell, make a break for it. For the immediate future, the branding
opportunities of professional golf have been utterly vacated by l'affair d'tigre. Tiger Woods was and
is the sum and whole of the game. He was and is the purest, most unalloyed
product of the sport and culture of golf. And when all that is golf was cooked
in fate's crucible and poured down this young man's gullet, the result was the
perfect player who hasn't breathed an honest breath in years, a jerk -- Joe
Francis with a 400-yard drive. Tiger's failure is golf's summary bankruptcy and
Camelot fell when Lancelot sinned against the
realm. Same deal here.
Get out now, sponsors. The golf brand has been
Now, I am not an expert in advertising, or in branding,
or in corporate imaging.But I have been around the block once
or twice, and I believe that Dan Neil's
analysis of the situation is overwrought
to the point of being apocalyptic.
This whole Tiger
Mess is indeed a mess.But it
doesn't spell the end of the PGA Tour
and it certainly doesn't mean the end of golf as we know it.
For one thing, Dan Neil's assessment of the situation and of the state of the game
make me think he is not a golfer nor is he a long-time golf fan.To me, he comes off like some Johnny Come Lately to golf, one of the
folks who did not know the game existed before Tiger and doesn't see how it can possibly survive once he retires.
You and I know different.
has brought a certain cache to the
game, and he made it hip in some
quarters where it wasn't before, and he has grown the TV ratings.But Tiger is not all there is to golf.
Watching him play is one thing; playing my own game is infinitely more
enjoyable.So, I'm willing to bet
the game will manage to muddle through for another 400 years once Tiger is gone.
For another thing, if there is one thing we Americans like more than seeing the
high and mighty get cut down a notch or three, it's seeing them admit the errors of their ways, grovel for forgiveness, then undertake the slow, uphill slog toward redemption.
Actually, this might be a good place to note that
I am beginning to feel the stirrings of, well, Tiger-Bashing
When the news of his truly reprehensible behavior
first broke, I was as angry and disappointed as anybody.As the mistresses multiplied, I became
more and more incredulous.How could he do this?How could this guy be so duplicitous and untrue to the image of Mr.
Perfect that he worked so hard to create?
But after three-plus
weeks of relentless battering by the tabloid,
gossip and mainstream media, I find myself almost feeling sorry for the
guy.What he did was rotten to the
core, but he didn't kill anybody, he
didn't steal from Little Sisters of the Poor, he didn't
provide safe haven for Osama bin Laden and he didn't sell out his country.
Getting right with his wife is going to take some
work, assuming she is even willing to give him a chance.Good luck with that.
As for getting
right with the rest of us, if and when he decides to come back, demonstrating
a little humility and flawed humanity will go a long
way.If he will just lose the Superman
Complex and remove all pretense that he is invincible, invulnerable
and immune, Tiger can begin to win back his squandered support and good will.
The days of looking up to Tiger are over;now, people
just want to look him in the eye and
trust what they
To listen to Tim Finchem
during his annual end-of-the-season conference call with the media on Thursday,
you'd think this whole Tiger Woods
thing is nothing for golf to worry about.
"I think the doom and gloom
needs to go away and frankly is misleading to our fans," said Finchem.
Surely, the commissioner
must be looking at different polling data than the rest of us.What I keep reading is that, in the
history of polls, no public figure's popularity has fallen faster or further
Not to be a doomy and gloomy, but as Tiger goes, so goes golf – at least PGA Tour golf on TV.
I don't believe for a minute
that what is going on with Tiger
will affect the number of rounds I play this coming year, or how many sleeves
of balls I buy or whether I take a golf vacation.But I do believe that what's going on with Tiger will affect the number of people
who pull up a chair and watch a golf tournament.(Hint: If Tiger's
not in tournament, the number people watching drops precipitously).And I do believe that what is going on
with Tiger affects how sports fans
and corporate America view the game.
If you ask me, Finchem is
whistling past the graveyard.Who
knows what the commish is saying to the boys in the
back room at PGA Tour HQ in Ponte Vedra, or whether
the whole place is in full-blown panic mode.But on the conference call, Finchem came off like cheerleader-in-chief, professing to be unconcerned
that the star quarterback just got
carried off the field on a stretcher.
You can't blame Finchem,
really.He has a league to promote
and a product to sell.We all know
he's putting lipstick on this pig of a situation.
If you listen closely, you
can hear Phil Mickelson's
stock going up.