When I tune into Golf Channel, it’s a pretty safe bet I’m looking for golf, not
political insights or snarky commentary, be it liberal or conservative.
In fact, I watch Golf Channel precisely to get away from my too-heavy TV diet of
that stuff.When a controversial
political topic is dominating the news,I can waste entire evenings flipping back and forth between MSNBC and Fox News to see who can out-crazy each other.
Yet there I was last night, planted in my easy
chair, ready to watch the latest installment of Feherty. When I saw that the
hour-long interview was with Jack
Welch, the legendary retired CEO of General Electric, I thought it was a
little odd.I mean, I know Welch is an up-from-nothing success
story, an avid golfer and a member of Augusta
National, among God only knows how many other elite clubs.But an entire episode of Feherty? (Photos from
the interview)
I squirmed a little early on, during Feherty’s
opening segment, when he said that these days Welch "loves tweaking the noses and tugging on the coats of people
he believes are taking America down the wrong path...good evening, Mr.
President."
Okay, what is this, Sean Hannity?If I
wanted Sean Hannity, I would have
tuned in Sean Hannity.For the record, I never want Sean Hannity.
It wasn’t long into the interview before the
conversation turned to how "America has too many people in the wagon and not
enough people pulling the wagon."Suddenly, I’m starting to feel like I’m watching that secretly-taped video
of Mitt Romney dissing the 47
percent. All that’s missing
is the grainy video and the sound of tinkling glasses.
Did I mention that the interview was taking
place in Welch’s very comfortable
looking home in very comfortable West Palm Beach?
Soon enough, Fehertybrought up that famous "tweet" Welch sent to his 1.4 million Twitter followers back in September,
shortly before the presidential election, when the government reported that
national unemployment had dropped from 8.3 percent to 7.8.Good news for President Obama and the Democrats; bad news, obviously, for Romney and the Republicans.
Welch’s tweet, to be exact, was:
Unbelievable jobs numbers..these Chicago guys will do anything..can't
debate so change numbers
Fehertyasked Welch what the reaction had been to his Obama-bashing tweet.Liberals had attacked him from all sides, said Welch; on the other hand, he had received a standing ovation when
he walked into a restaurant in Florida.
A "standing O" in a restaurant in West Palm
Beach, where Welch no doubt
proceeded to sit down to dine in peace and splendor among people who look and
think and live just like him.I’m
betting he didn’t get a "standing O" from the restaurant staff back in the
kitchen.
Anyway, don’t get me started.I tune into Golf Channel to get away from political huffing and puffing.
Hey Frankie, that was Jeffrey Imelt, Obama’s guy who was running GE when they weren’t paying taxes. He was also on Obama’s job’s panel where he was a great success at least for jobs in China where he shipped the whole GE light bulb division. The Feherty show is about the only place that Penn and Madonna haven’t been on. Penn appeared regularly on the Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro shows though
Sidney
[3/29/2013 11:13:28 AM]
Good point about the no taxes for GE, Frankie. They spend millions to lawyers and lobbyists to avoid paying taxes. So does that mean GE is in the wagon or pulling the wagon?
Frankie
[3/29/2013 7:34:49 AM]
Did Feherty find time to ask Jack Welch how come GE doesn’t pay any taxes?
Jake
[3/29/2013 7:18:23 AM]
Fran, you’re right, Sean Penn and Madonna are liberal know nothings. They need to get smart like Ted Nugent
Golf Guy
[3/29/2013 6:41:27 AM]
I saw them. They were great. When he golfs, Sean Penn likes the Rickie Fowler look, especially the flat brim hat. Madonna looked cool hitting that new Callaway driver in spikey hi heels with her boobies all pushed up and her butt cheeks hanging out of her skimpy outfit.
Charlie
[3/29/2013 6:25:46 AM]
I missed Sean Penn and Madonna on Feherty. When were they on?
Fran
[3/29/2013 4:26:40 AM]
If i have to listen to Sean Penn, Madonna and the rest of the entertainment no nothings during interviews then I no problem listening to Jack Welch.
Fran
[3/29/2013 4:26:30 AM]
If i have to listen to Sean Penn, Madonna and the rest of the entertainment no nothings during interviews then I have no problem listening to jack Welch.
Fran
[3/29/2013 4:26:19 AM]
If i have to listen to Sean Penn, Madonna and the rest of the entertainment no nothings during interviews then I have no problem listening to jack Welch.
When
NBC’s Dan Hicks and Johnny Miller welcomed Arnold Palmer into the booth at Bay
Hill a few moments ago, Hicks joked that it was good to feel Arnie’s handshake
again.
I
totally agree – you never forget Arnold Palmer’s handshake.
It’s
not that Arnie is one of those bone-crusher guys, not at all.His is just a firm, friendly,
manly handshake.Two quick pumps
and he releases.
What
makes it so unforgettable is Arnie’s hand itself: it’s big and strong and as padded
as a major league catcher’s mitt. The
fingers he wraps around your hand are as thick and beefy as sausages.You feel like you’ve fallen into the
embrace of a mama bear or something.
And
I don’t care who you are, or what you can or cannot do for him, Arnie looks you
in the eye, smiles and says it’s good to see you.It’s one of the reasons Arnold Palmer is
one of the great ambassadors the game has ever had.
I’ve never seen anyone work a room like AP. When Commonwealth opened, I had the pleasure of shaking his hand at a cocktail party there. By the way, he arrived via helicopter.
Again, I come to you with a non-golf blog
topic, but hey, when former porn star Traci Lords pops up in the news, as she
did a couple of days ago, I started thinking about our time together.
Like my recent blog post about interviewing Dear Abby, my encounter with the
then-luscious Lords dates back my
pre-golf writer life, when I profiled stars and celebrities of all stripes for The
Philadelphia Inquirer.That’s what I was doing in 1989, when I was dispatched to Baltimore,
where Lords was making her first
legit post-porn career movie.It
was a 1950s period comedy called Cry-Baby, and it
was directed by the film auteur John
Waters, who was giving Lords her first big break.
What thrust Lords into the news this week was the rape case in Steubenville, Ohio, in
which two high star school football players were convicted of raping a
16-year-old girl.A revolting rape
case became even more revolting and notorious when high school kids posted
photos of the victimized girl in the internet.
Lords, now in her 40s and long
gone from porn, says her life was changed forever when she, too, was raped in
her native Steubenville, when she was a 10-year-old named Norma Kuzma.
If you’ll recall, Lords rocked the porn industry in the mid-80s, when she announced
that every porn film she had ever appeared in – and there were a bunch of
them – were actually made when she was 15, 16 and 17 years old --
underage.Her entire body of work,
so to speak, was quickly yanked from the shelves, except for one film, Traci, I love You,which was shot two
days after she turned 18.
Naturally, for the sake of investigative
journalism and thorough preparation for the interview, I made it my business to
come up with a copy of Traci, I Love You...Yowza!
When I interviewed her, Lords had turned 21 only three weeks earlier and she was still very
hot, hot, hot.It was early afternoon when I
arrived at her hotel in Baltimore, along with the movie’s publicist, but Lords was only then waking up.That’s because they’d were in the midst
of shooting night scenes at a park in Baltimore, and the actors and crew were
working from sundown to sunup. Her
hotel suite was dark, quiet, almost eerie.
"Hello," says a cheerful Lords, as the door opens.
She is a vision. Tiny, 5 feet tops. Long, straight blond
hair that falls onto her shoulders. A cute, almost childish face. And even
though the blinds are drawn, who could help but notice that nature has been
generous to this young woman in many places and ways.
Packed, as she is, into a tight spandex top and long flowing
skirt, it is also abundantly clear why she was the rage of the porn industry as
a mere teen. But it's also obvious that she's very young. What smut king
couldn't have seen that this girl was underage?
"Well," says the publicist, excusing himself,
"I'll leave you two alone."
Lords stands in the center of the hotel room and smiles,
almost shyly.
If you’re headed to Phillies spring training
camp and wondering about where to play golf in the Clearwater area, here are suggestions
from a golf writer friend of mine in nearby Safety Harbor:
As for recommendations, a very good
semi-private pubic fee course is in a small town about 15 miles north of
Clearwater. The course is Fox Hollow and located in New Port Richey. If your
friend does not mind driving a little distance, i
would recommend it.
A little bit closer is the
Belleview Biltmore, right in Clearwater. Nothing great, but OK... If money is
not a real object, there's always Innisbrook Resort,
where the PGA Tour event will be next week... They've got about 5 courses
there, so some are better and more expensive than others.
Landsbrook
is another daily fee course, about 6-7 miles just north of the Phillies
complex. it's a good course for the fee. Actually, as I think about it, i'd say Fox Hollow and Landsbrook
are probably the best for the price in the immediate area of Clearwater.
This has nothing to do with
golf, but I’ve seen that wild Citibank rock-climbing commercial enough times
that I finally Googled, "Is that Citibank commercial
for real?" or something like that.
I found this story from CNN
that says, yes, it is.
My first adventure in
producing short videos for the MyPhillyGolf’sYoutube page
is complete.
I shot, edited and uploaded
10 vignettes featuring Jeff Silverman,
who has spent much of the past two years researching and writing a new history
of the championships hosted by Merion over
the past century.
The videos, Part 1 through
Part 10, cover everything from the founding of Merion, to what makes the East Course special, to the story and
history behind the club’s famous red wicker baskets.
Here’s my personal favorite,
the video on the wicker baskets.
The longest of the videos is
Part 1, which runs over six minutes.Most of them are in the three- to four-minute range.
If you watch the videos in
order, you’ll notice that the editing gets better.That’s what spending hours with your
face buried in the "Help" section of iMovie
will get you.
This year, my plan is to
produce more videos on various topics – interviews with people in the
news, local pros, plus I’m going to out to do short tours of courses.
I’ve got an another update on Jim Finegan,
this time from the horse’s mouth:They’ve got him up and walking and he’s even dreaming about eventually making
his return to golf.
"Only a madman would look to the future of his
game when he didn’t have one going in," said Finegan, 83, laughing at
himself. "But what do I find myself doing every day?Wondering about how my game is going to
be."
Finegan, the golf historian and
author, fractured his femur in a fall on the stairs of his Villanova home on
Jan. 30.He spoke yesterday by phone from his bed
in Devon Manor, a rehab center,
where he has been since a few days after the fall and subsequent surgery.He said he has no idea how long he will
be in rehab.
Sounding clear-headed and upbeat, Finegan did
change the medical report, at least from the early reports from his wife, Harriett.He said he did not break his hip.His only broken bone is a fractured
femur, in his upper leg.
"I am certainly feeling better," said Finegan."I am able to do things on Tuesday that
I couldn’t do on Monday.There is
steady improvement."
His walk, he said, is an unsteady gait that
will earn him no style points.Still, Finegan
finds himself daydreaming about playing golf in the spring.
"I should be wondering if I will walk again,"
he said."But no, I am looking to
the point that maybe there is a short par 3 in my future.I should give it up but my mind keeps
dragging me back to how I would play."